Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
false alarm. still invincible.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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