does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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