Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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