I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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