I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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