So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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