so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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