What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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