if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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