somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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