i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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