Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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