# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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