Where is the hickey?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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