Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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