over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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