Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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