that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
a search helicopter?!
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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