Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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