I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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