'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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