Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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