I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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