He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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