What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
