Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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