i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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