Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
They have beer where we have blood.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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