But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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