I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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