She just used a chaser for red wine.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
