singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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