you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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