just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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