dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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