What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
His nipple licking is glorious
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