Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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