i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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