is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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