just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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