I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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