is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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