I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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