well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my shit smells like andre
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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