what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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