Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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