sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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