Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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