did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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