Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
