That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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