Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
only you would photoshop your dick
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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