i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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