Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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