Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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