I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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